When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies

Wait. Did they REALLY say boobies? Thank God I don’t have a daughter listening to that kind of crap.

But hold on. So while I really am disturbed by the message of the song, the beat is just so friggin’ catchy. I can’t help it. I kind of like having it cranked when I’m driving with the sunroof open.

Ugh, I’m completely disgusted with myself.

However, there appears to be an ongoing debate about the lyrics. Apparently, it’s actually “groupies”, but it really doesn’t sound like that to me. If you can stand watching a gaggle of long-legged, minimally talented chicks gyrating around, check out the video and let me know.