1. I don’t commute;

2. I’m in a calm, idiot-free zone;

3. I can watch “Bold & the Beautiful” at lunch (oh shoot, did I say that aloud?);

4. I have a whole fridge to myself;

5. No microwave line-up;

6. No fluorescent lighting;

7. My windows can open;

8. No one drops by my desk and gabs incessantly for 20 minutes;

9. I don’t need headphones to listen to music; and

10. I HAVE MY OWN BATHROOM (sorry, was that TMI?)